<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Latest Skoola Gist and Jokes</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/</link><ttl>10</ttl><description>Skoola is a complete educational website</description><image><url>http://www.skoola.com/public_pics_thumbs/75997a female college student.jpg/</url><title>Latest Skoola Gist and Jokes</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/</link><description>Skoola is a complete educational website</description></image><item><title>Do You Still Remember This Joke?</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=157</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, &amp; 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a ]]></description></item><item><title>Why Must We Learn?</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=156</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics.&nbsp;A pre-med student rudely interrupted &nbsp;and ask,&nbsp;"Why ]]></description></item><item><title>Naija</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=155</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=155</guid><pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Omo naijaAn American, an English man, &amp; a 
Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared &amp; said, "Drop 
anything in the sea, if I fin]]></description></item><item><title>past tence</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=154</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Wife was teaching English grammar to her husband .Wife:
 I AM BEAUTIFUL. Which tense is this?Husband: Past tense]]></description></item><item><title>ATTACHED CV</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=153</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=153</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[MessagesBy Omole Treezy FavourFunny Messages&nbsp;* You can fall from a 
bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling
 i]]></description></item><item><title>How to Solve your Maths Problems</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=152</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=152</guid><pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Ade stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 ]]></description></item><item><title>Son Asks for Money in Coded way, Dad replies likewise</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=151</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=151</guid><pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o]]></description></item><item><title>Helping the Lonely Girl</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=150</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=150</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one sid]]></description></item><item><title>Lesson on blood flow and circulation</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=149</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=149</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the b]]></description></item><item><title>Important Physics Disclaimers</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=148</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=148</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation which requires the prominent placing of warnings on products tha]]></description></item><item><title>Terrible world history</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=147</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=147</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[The following is a "history" collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will]]></description></item><item><title>Why are you Late?</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=146</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=146</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Teacher: Why are you late?&nbsp;Okoro: Because of the sign.&nbsp;Teacher: What sign?&nbsp;Okoro: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>China Products No dey Last</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=145</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=145</guid><pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A Nigerian girl got married to a Chinese man and had a baby boy who eventually died. At the burial, her aunt came crying and saying 'I KNEW IT! I KNEW]]></description></item><item><title>The 3 Envelopes</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=144</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=144</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met]]></description></item><item><title>10 Ways to Make a Meeting Lively</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=143</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=143</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce]]></description></item><item><title>Tips For Success in Business #4</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=142</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=142</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Read First Tip Here, Second Tip Here and Third Tip HereVoice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because ]]></description></item><item><title>Tips For Success in Business #3</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=141</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=141</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Read the First Tip Here and Second Tip HereMessy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not wor]]></description></item><item><title>Tips For Success in Business #2</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=140</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=140</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Read the First Tip Here&nbsp;Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and rece]]></description></item><item><title>Tips For Success in Business #1</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=139</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=139</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important ]]></description></item><item><title>Really on the Phone? LOL</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=138</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=138</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come i]]></description></item><item><title>How to be a Boss</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=137</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=137</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.The brain explained, "Since I control everything and do all the thinki]]></description></item><item><title>What Liquor can do?</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=136</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of wate]]></description></item><item><title>Funny Scientifc Solutions</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=135</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=135</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[These are actual excerpts from student science exam papers:The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.To remove air from a flask, fill it with wa]]></description></item><item><title>Lesson in Logic</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=134</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=134</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity.I was born intelligent -education ruined me.P]]></description></item><item><title>PDP</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=133</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=133</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I want enjoin all law abiding citizen to come out enmasse to register in the on_going INEC registration exercise so that u can have the mandate to ele]]></description></item><item><title>Spirit of Boxing Day</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=132</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=132</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;It was just after Christmas and a judge was in a festive mood. &nbsp;He asked a prisoner in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'&nbsp;The pris]]></description></item><item><title>Christmas Jokes</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=131</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=131</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve !How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?&nbsp;Tell him a joke on Christmas E]]></description></item><item><title>A Pastor Repents after preaching by a Policeman</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=130</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=130</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to pla]]></description></item><item><title>Knowledge Pills Gives you Knowledge</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=129</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=129</guid><pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and as]]></description></item><item><title>Tips to Improve Your English Writing Skills</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=128</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=128</guid><pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew ampersands &amp; abbreviations]]></description></item><item><title>Knowing it all</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=127</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=127</guid><pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, Toshiba, entered the fourth grade.The teacher greeted the class a]]></description></item><item><title>Amazing Statistics Results</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=126</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=126</guid><pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken ]]></description></item><item><title>Omo Naija</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=125</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=125</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[During a flight an American Lawyer was beside a Nigerian guy. The American thought the Nigerian is dumb and decided to use his brains. He invited the ]]></description></item><item><title>The Weight Loss Program</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=124</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=124</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.&nbsp;The next day, there's a knock on the door and there standing before him]]></description></item><item><title>Difficult Questions And Intelligent Answers</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=123</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=123</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Question and the Answer given by CandidatesQ.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?&nbsp;A. Concrete floors are very ha]]></description></item><item><title>Proof That Girls Are Evil</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=122</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=122</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Are you still in doubt, dont worry i will show you how]]></description></item><item><title>If You are Mr Jude's Wife?</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=121</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=121</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Dr Jude fell into a well and was screaming for help.The wife came with a rope to help.He looked at the rope and asked"how much did u buy the Rope?"&nb]]></description></item><item><title>I Feared Until...</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=120</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=120</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[&nbsp;I feared being aloneuntil I learnedto like myself.I feared failureuntil I realized that I onlyfail when I don't try.I feared successuntil I real]]></description></item><item><title>I wish that for a Moment</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=119</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=119</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I wish that&nbsp;just for a moment,you could see yourselfthe way that others see you.If you could,you'd know thatyou're a beautiful person,loving, war]]></description></item><item><title>JOKE</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=118</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=118</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[




&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My husband and I are renovating a 108-year old Queen Anne style home in the Museum Hill District of St. Joseph]]></description></item><item><title>A conversation before and after marriage</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=117</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=117</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A conversation before marriage...He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She : Do you want me to leave?He : No! Don't even think about it.She : Do y]]></description></item><item><title>Obasanjo's Clock</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=116</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=116</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[I was walking in down a small forest in my area and came to a bungalow where the walls were covered with clocks. 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There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill G]]></description></item><item><title>Obansanjo Attacked at Murtala Mohammed Airport</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=114</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=114</guid><pubDate>Tue, 9 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo, was attacked by a middle-aged man who pounced on him inside his car.The incident occurred at about 9:2]]></description></item><item><title>Husband At Work</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=113</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=113</guid><pubDate>Sat, 6 Nov 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. 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If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to ]]></description></item><item><title>Denounce The Devil</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=110</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=110</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A priest was preparing a man for his long day&acirc;s journey intonight. 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Then she turned and ran into the kitch]]></description></item><item><title>Wrong E-Mail Address</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=106</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=106</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.&nbsp;He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jenni]]></description></item><item><title>New Secretary</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=105</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=105</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.&nbsp;"Hey, bud, how are ya?"&nbsp;"I'm good. 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If you happen to see boyfriend/hus]]></description></item><item><title>Why English is Difficult to Learn</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=102</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=102</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Some reasons why the English language is hard to learn...The bandage was wound around the wound.The farm was used to produce produce.The dump was so f]]></description></item><item><title>High School Math Proficiency Exam Try it</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=101</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=101</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[NAME:____________________GANG NAME:______________________1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. 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My own y]]></description></item><item><title>Men: Her Face vs Her Body</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=75</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=75</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Whether a man is drawn to a woman's body or her face may depend on whether he sees her as a short-term fling or a long-term lover, according to a new ]]></description></item><item><title>Any asshole can sing country music</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=74</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=74</guid><pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. 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I feel ashamed and unhappy. I ]]></description></item><item><title>Prove that Maths is Pointless</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=70</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=70</guid><pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)a^2 - b^2 = ta - tba^2 - ta =]]></description></item><item><title>45 Ways to Write a Paper</title><link>http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=69</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.skoola.com/read_gist.php?id=69</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate><description><![CDATA[1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts.2. 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